Hi hello friends, I must apologize for how inactive I’ve been as of late. I attribute it to the fact that college has been kicking my butt as always and I haven’t really had any sort of muse. It’s super unfortunate I know but good news is that I don’t plan on deleting or anything like that.
So if you want to rp with me, please please feel free to drop an ask in my ask box. Little reminders and encouragements is sure to coax my muse back and will get me to check my blog a little more diligently. If anyone has a reply that they’re waiting on me for, please remind me because otherwise I’ll assume you stopped caring or whatnot.
We’re in the middle of a W A R
There’s no time for weakness.
Get to your feet.
We have to [[ FIGHT ]]
"…Ah?" Just how was she supposed to respond to this sudden bit of knowledge. Riko scratched the back of her head, making a puzzled expression. "That’s… good for you? Just how did you buy a goat anyways?" Was that even legal?
❝…no.❞ He corrected her naivety, rounding out a sugar-free
bubble over the asperous tip of his tongue. ❝…winning is everything.
If you don’t win, it’s all over. There’s no point in playing unless you
have a chance to win. But as long as that chance isn’t zero percent,
then there’s still a reason to try.❞
Huh. That sounded familiar. “Well— Yeah, I do agree with that a bit. I don’t waste my time with players who aren’t in it to win it. But what I mean is that, I also believe in modeling my players into the sort of players they need to be in order to win, you know?” She squinted at the taller boy, placing her hands on her hips. “Hey who are you anyways?”
❝That’s the only reason to play: winning.❞ He agreed with a
quiet chuckle, slipping a stick of gum between the asperous rows
of his teeth. The sugarless bite of mint only tasted of victory to the
Looks like someone had overheard her little dramatic speech to herself. Oops. Riko couldn’t help but jump a bit, turning to face the stranger more directly. She quickly composed herself before nodding, “Exactly! I mean— I know they say winning isn’t everything but it’s what everyone should aim for!”
"Are you breaking up with me?"
"Are you having nightmares again?"
"Anything you want to say?"
"Apparently, I need to grow a mustache."
"But what if we get caught?"
"Can you not?"
"Care to tell me what’s going on?"
"Come find me."
"Did you even love me?"
"Did you ever stop to think about how I feel?"
"Don’t look at me like that."
"Don’t touch me."
"Do you love him/her?"
"Do you love me?"
"Eviction notice. It’s an eviction notice."
"Fine, I’ll go."
"Fight me for it."
"Get away from me."
"How high are you?"
"How did you get here?"
"I bought a goat."
"If what we had was real, how could you be fine?"
"I get that you wanted to come up with the plan, but your plan is stupid."
"I hate you."
"I’ll bet you a dollar."
"I said that I’m in love with you."
"I think I’m pregnant."
"I’m going to kill you."
"I’m not eating that."
"Is that a chicken?"
"It’s not that I think your cooking is bad! It’s just … Not that good."
"Jokes on me, huh?"
"Just let me go."
"Just tell me the truth!"
"Kicking someone is not a form of romance."
"Let me explain."
"Listen, it was a completely innocent gesture."
"Maybe you should go."
"Maybe fuck you will be our always."
"May need you to bail me out of jail."
"No. The answer is no."
"Not drunk enough for this."
"Never, ever doing that again."
"Okay, I know this looks bad…"
"Please stop talking."
"Personally, I’d rather make out with a cactus."
"Quick, I need you to bring me a bottle of bleach."
"Quiet! Someone’s going to hear."
"Quit being annoying."
"Really, where were you?"
"Right. Of course it’s my fault."
"Silly of me to think you actually cared."
"Simple? Brushing my teeth is simple. This? This is not simple."
"So… How’s the weather?"
"Tell me you didn’t steal someones dog."
"There’s something wrong with you."
"This definitely isn’t what it looks like."
"Us? There is no us."
"Unable to process the stupidity of what you just said. Sorry."
"Unfortunately, she/he said no."
"We can’t do this."
"Was it just a lie?"
"Wait, what did you just say?"
"Wait! Hold on!"
"Who the hell is passed out in the driveway?"
"What the hell?"
"Why are you naked?"
"Why is there silly string everywhere?"
"Why is there a frozen turkey in the bathtub?"
"Without you, I’m lost."
"X-Rays? What the hell did you do and why didn’t you tell me?"
"You broke up with me. There’s nothing left between us anymore."
"You’re leaving? But it’s taco night…"
"Zebras have nothing to do with this conversation."
"Zelda is more important right now."
"All that’s left to do now is to work on winning again next year, huh?"