Send me ‘I want the K’ and I’ll generate a number

chivalrousxhybrid:

  • 1: Hot, Steamy kiss
  • 2: Cheek Kiss
  • 3: Nose Kiss
  • 4: Forehead Kiss
  • 5: Firm Kiss
  • 6: Gentle Peck
  • 7: Romantic Kiss
  • 8: Eyelid Kiss
  • 9: Jawline Kiss
  • 10: Neck Kiss
  • 11: Collarbone Kiss
  • 12: Chest Kiss
  • 13: Stomach Kiss
  • 14: Kiss Along the Hips
  • 15: Back Kiss
  • 16: Upside-Down Kiss
  • 17: Goofy Kiss
  • 18: Underwater Kiss
  • 19: Forceful Kiss
  • 20: Any of the Above
  • 21: Kiss in the Rain
  • 22:Then there’s tongue
Send me a symbol and I’ll tell you how to…

rpmememaker:

  • ❤ - win my muse’s heart
  • ♡ - make my muse melt
  • ❦ - instantly turn my muse on
  • ✯ - make my muse cry
  • ツ - make my muse laugh/smile
  • ☓ - guilt trip my muse
  • ⁇ - get any information you want out of my muse
  • ✎ - negotiate with my muse
  • ☠ - hurt my muse
  • ☤ - kill my muse

jack-has-returned-rp:

Put “Pretty Please” in my ask box and I’ll generate a number from 1-40 and see what prompt we get! Mixture of angst, silly, romantic, and NSFW prompts.

Brownie points to those who don’t read below the cut!

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One and only important rule: DON’T CHANGE YOUR BACKGROUND FOR ANY REASONS! I DON’T CARE IF IT’S EMBARRASSING! 

ahaha i already had a screenshot ready B^) 

wow look at me having a non-anime background, aren’t i something? 

in actuality it’s just because i had no idea what i wanted to put as my background so i found this and stuck it up there. and i haven’t changed it in a year, i’m that lazy Also i’m not this neat but with the amount of files i had, the background couldn’t be seen.

Tagging; lol idk you guys can do it if you want to 

Relationship Asks:

♛ : OTP for my muse 
☠ : NOTP for my muse
♙ : Character my muse hates
♗ : Child!Character my muse would adopt.
♠ : Character my muse would have a one night stand with. 
♥ : Weird ship I have for my muse.
♜ : My muse’s best friend.
☢ : Character my muse is afraid of.
☣ : Character my muse respects greatly. 
☩: Crossover Ship with my muse.

"And wait you have to hear this! I went to visit my friend and she had this really huge dog! It was a Husky with gold and white fur and he was huge! But he was so friendly that he jumped on me, nearly knocking me over!" Her excitement was barely being contained.

"…I think I might have overdid it with the exercising yesterday. My arms feel like they’re going to fall off." It’s a shame that she couldn’t give herself a massage.

Send These Sentences!
  • "I will smack you to hell"
  • "I will smack you to heaven"
  • "I will smack you so fucking hard if you don’t kiss me right now!"
  • "I will smack you the life out of you"
  • "I will smack you back to life!"
  • "I’ll smack the glasses off your face"
  • "I will smack you to another species"
  • "I will smack you to another race"
  • "I will smack you into a coma, don’t say I wouldn’t!"
  • "I am gonna smack you so fucking hard that you’ll need surgery to fix that face"
  • "I will smack you so hard that you will look even prettier then last time"
  • "Bitch, now, you know you need a smackin’!"
  • "lemme smack dat ass"
  • "lemme smack them chest, I know you enjoy that kink!"
  • "Are you crazy?”
  • "Are you even listening to me?"
  • "Are you even listening to yourself?"
  • "Are you sure they won’t find out?”
  • "Are you sure this is legal?”
  • "Are you sure you know what you’re doing?”
  • "Are you threatening me?"
  • "Be mine."
  • "Do I know you?"
  • "Do you love me?"
  • "Do you remember this?"
  • "Do you trust me?"
  • "Don’t go."
  • "Don’t let me die"
  • "Don’t look at me like that."
  • "Don’t make me beg.”
  • "Don’t you dare come near me!"
  • "Don’t you dare."
  • "Explain yourself."
  • "For you, I would _____"
  • "Give it back."
  • "Give me another chance."
  • "Have you ever even done this before?"
  • "How drunk are you right now?"
  • "I already regret this."
  • "I am not wearing that.”
  • "I can’t believe you missed that."
  • "I can’t do this anymore."
  • "I can’t even look at you."
  • "I could kill you!"
  • "I dare you." or "I dare you to _____."
  • "I didn’t do it.""
  • "I didn’t know you could do that."
  • "I don’t want to look at you right now.”
  • "I guess this is goodbye.”
  • "I hate you."
  • "I have to go."
  • "I just want to cuddle."
  • "I know your secret.”
  • "I love you, but I really wish I didn’t.”
  • "I love you."
  • "I miss you so very much."
  • "I missed you."
  • "I need a drink."
  • "I need a hug."
  • "I never really loved you."
  • "I owe you."
  • "I think I broke it."
  • "I think I’m falling in love with you. "
  • "I think I’m forgetting something."
  • "I think it’s broken.”
  • "I trust you."
  • "I want to be yours."
  • "I want to try this thing I read in a book.”
  • "I want you. Naked. In my bed. Now."
  • "I’ll be there in five minutes.”

”This is really inappropriate.”
  • "I’m all for spicing thing’s up, but isn’t this a bit much?”
  • "I’m bad for you.”
  • "I’m dying."
  • "I’m going to be sick."
  • "I’m not speaking to you anymore."
  • "I’m pregnant and it’s yours."
  • "I’ve never heard that one before."
  • "If you stay quiet, no one will know.”
  • "Is that my shirt?"
  • "It was me"
  • "It’s so beautiful.”
  • "It’s time to choose.”
  • "Just five more minutes."
  • "Just go."
  • "Just leave me alone."
  • "Just let me die."
  • "Just relax."
  • "Just what did we do last night?"
  • "Kiss me you idiot."
  • "Kiss me."
  • "Make me."
  • "Marry me?"
  • "My Parents don’t know"
  • "My parents know.""
  • "Never again."
  • "Nh, don’t be so rough!"
  • "No, that can’t be my baby."
  • "No! You can’t die on me now!"
  • "Put it away.”
  • "Put your trousers on!"
  • "Put. The. Weapon. Down."
  • "Shut up and listen."
  • "Take responsibility."
  • "That isn’t mine."
  • "That looked easier on TV."
  • "That sounds painful."
  • "That was a bad plan."
  • "That’s mine!”
  • "That’s the cheesiest pickup line I’ve ever heard."
  • "They’re coming.”
  • "This seems familiar."
  • "This stays between us."
  • "Truth hurts, don’t it?"
  • "Want to hear a secret?"
  • "We need to talk."
  • "We’re moving too fast.”
  • "Well that was unexpected."
  • "What are we doing here?"
  • "What are you afraid of?"
  • "What are you touching?"
  • "What are you?"
  • "What do you need?"
  • "What happened to you?"
  • "What have I done this time?"
  • "What if someone catches us?”
  • "What sort of noise was that?”
  • "What the hell do you think you’re doing?"
  • "What were you thinking?"
  • "Where are my clothes?"
  • "Where did you find this?"
  • "Where do you even find this sort of thing?”
  • "Where were you?"
  • "Who’d have guessed you could pull such a face?”
  • "Why are you wearing that?"
  • "Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am."
  • "You could have died!”
  • "You could have killed someone!"
  • "You coward."
  • "You don’t need to be so gentle.”
  • "You drive me crazy!"
  • "You have ten minutes, so make it quick.”
  • "You lied to me!"
  • "You mean everything to me."
  • "You owe me."
  • "You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!"
  • "You’re all out of ____."
  • "You’re an idiot.”
  • "You’re bad for me.”
  • "You’re dead to me."
  • "You’re pregnant and It’s mine"
  • "You’re really good at this…”
  • "You’re so weird.""
  • "You’re under arrest."